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03/29/2003 Entry: "still single"

I've hit a new low when I can't even use my whoring skills to attract a rich, khaki-wearing, coffee-toting husband in Newport on a warm day in March.
Just kidding, I don't like coffee.
Just kidding again, my husband doesn't have to be that rich; I make my own money too.
One more time, just kidding about the whore skills part. There's less chance of catching STDs with lap dances and pole work.

OK, just kidding about the whole thing. I'm only the nice, smile and say hi kind of girl... nobody likes a nice girl anymore. Nice girls are the ugly ones, right? I heard that. Be quiet.

Replies: 7 comments

haha! of course i'd never be a part of GGW. crazy people.

cheese & techno, what a lovely combination!

& good point mara, who knows what kind of viruses are on the poles...
and yes, pop culture has gone overboard. being single isn't that bad. :)

i love you all!

Posted by Erma @ 04/02/2003 11:37 AM EST

nude pole work does carry a risk of contracting hepatitis if you share the pole with others.

and everyone still does like nice girls. :) cheer up, pop culture is totally wrong in propagating the idea that all women "need" to find "The One" "right now".

Posted by mara @ 04/01/2003 05:10 PM EST

i like to use my whoring skills to attract older men with nice cars & an intense fascination with cheese & techno...

just kidding!

love the site :o) amazing work.

xoxo izia

Posted by izia @ 04/01/2003 04:24 PM EST

aw. but nope, it's not the ugly chicks who are nice; they have to get naked at the start to attract attention. pretty girls get to be nice and sweet AND get noticed. :)

well... except when they're on "girls gone wild" or something...don't be a part of that, by the way. bye now.

Posted by kim @ 04/01/2003 02:25 PM EST

XD man i was all hyped about reading tips on how to whore!

Posted by faith @ 03/31/2003 05:18 PM EST

Now here's my favorite visitor :)

Posted by Erma @ 03/30/2003 08:53 PM EST

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH you pulled a funny

Posted by bog @ 03/30/2003 06:17 PM EST