How to speak about Women and be politically correct...
1. She is not a babe or a chick - She is a breasted citizen. 2. She is not easy - She is horizontally accessible. 3. She is not dumb - She is a detour off the information superhighway. 4. She has not been around - She is A previously enjoyed companion. 5. She is not an airhead - She is reality impaired. 6. She does not get drunk or tipsy - She gets chemically inconvenienced. 7. She is not horny - She is sexually focused. 9. She does not nag you - She becomes verbally repetitive. 10. She is not a slut - She is sexually extroverted. 11. She does not have premiere league hooters - She is pectorally superior. 12. She is not a two-bit slapper - She is a low cost service provider.
How to speak about Men and be politically correct...
1. He does not have a beer gut - He has developed liquid grain storage facility. 2. He is not a bad dancer - He is overly caucasian. 3. He does not get lost all the time - He investigates alternative destinations. 4. He is not balding - He is in follicle regression. 5. He does not put it about - He prefers differential relationships. 8. He is not a male chauvinist pig - He has swine empathy. 9. He is not afraid of commitment - He is monogamously challenged.
